Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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