She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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