She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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