After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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