I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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