To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
The air taste purple.
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