yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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