I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I AM VODKA MAN
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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