That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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