i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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