I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
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i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
how does that bad decision feel?
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