The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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