I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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