hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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