You can't special order awesome
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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