What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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