and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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