i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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