I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
We left the knife in your bed.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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