Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
