is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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