i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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