Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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