She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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