Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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Sorry my hands just texted you
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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