Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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