She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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