Betty ford says i'm here all night
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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