Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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