i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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