People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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