Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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