you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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