Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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