What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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