I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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