But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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