wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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