I hope mine doesn't look like that
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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