she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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