I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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