I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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