did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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