Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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