I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I pour the whiskey from now on
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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