I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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