what if I'm pregnant?
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He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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