I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Pants are for mortals
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Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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