Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
