its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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