I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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