I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Randomize
