Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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