i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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