a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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